Phiv Tien

October 15, 2018

Greenings Thirders

Happy Hoo Ha Humans.  We celebrate with you of course and not at you.  It is the anniversary of things.  For too long there have been things and now it is time to celebrate.  So lift a mitt and grasp your flute and drown your sorrows for tomorrow is a new day. Yesterday was a new day as well but that is so old news that we hardly want to speak of it.  Forge ahead with gusto. Keep your eyes closed for who wants to see a future that contains only bad things?  Not you of course.  So, let us move on and never speak of this again.

Daughters of the Storm, Kim Wilkins, Del Rey, ISBN 978-0-399-17747-7, $27.00, 434 pgs.

The King is struck down by a mysterious ailment and the Queen, fearing the worst, should send for his eldest daughter but, instead, sends for her son.  She’s the newest Queen after all and not the first Queen, who died.  Word reaches the eldest daughter anyway, a mighty warrior, who sends word to her four sisters to join her in the capital of Almissia to see what they can do for their father.  They arrive to find daughtersthe Kind ensorcelled, and the Queen quite out of sorts.  They banish the Queen’s son, lock up the Queen, and sneak off with the King hoping to find a cure.  Of course this is mostly the plan of the eldest, warrior daughter and not any of the others.  They all go along because they are not warrior daughters.  They drag the poor, mostly unconscious King, across the countryside until a number of things happen, some foreseen, some not, which leads to a final conclusion.  Should you be concerned about any of this?  Sure, it’s well told albeit a bit of a stretch in places, but who are we to say.  Why an advanced species, that’s who!  But you care nothing for this.  We liked it, we enjoyed the interplay between the characters, although the King kind of sleepwalked through the whole thing.  Get it and enjoy it for yourself.

Caliban’s War, James S. A. Corey, Orbit, ISBN 978-0-316-12906-0, $17.00, 595 pgs.

This is 130 pages longer than the last one.  That’s about 30%.  So, we figure, 30% more better, yes?  In this case, yes indeed.  We do like this.  While it does not capture the true boredom of being in space, it does pretty much capture everything else.  We’re still not calibansure what happened to Klaarg’s squeeze ball the last time we had to maneuver to avoid hitting a sun, for example  This one continues the tale of the last one and if you have watched the Expanse on your siffy channel then you already know most of what happens here.  We have done both.  And we enjoyed both.  We watched first and read later.  We’d like to report on the opposite experience but can’t.  Want to know what happens here?  We’ll never tell other than to say it’s the kind of stuff that you should be following rather than the kind of stuff you most likely are.  Go out, get it, read it and then get some more.  There’s more out there for sure.  The best thing is that it kind of captures the human future that has the most likelihood of really happening.  Every 10 pages you humans are once more on the brink of self-extinction.  This is how you are and it’s nice to see that others also recognize this.  Highly recommended.  Stop reading this, find Wonder Woman and have her get her friends to put an order in for you.  On a final note we actually had to go out and buy our own copy of this.  Not the way it’s quite supposed to work, us being a more advanced species and all, and yet, there it is.

Salvation, Peter F. Hamilton, Del Rey, ISBN 978-0-399-17876-4, $30.00, 576 pgs.

Those of you who are fans already will know that this is the beginning of a stand alone trilogy.  Which means, we suppose, that it can not easily be placed within the universe of which Hamilton usually writes.  We hate to be the ones to tell you this but there is only salvationone.  It is huge, so many easily begin to think there must be multiples but if they would just stop and ask directions this kind of thinking would quickly stop.  Anycase, this is kind of a murder mystery wrapped in a technological envelope.  A bunch of bodies are found in different locations, clearly killed by multiple but different groups and, yet linked in some way.  A team is eventually assembled to head out to a far planet upon which a crashed space ship may hold the key.  On the ship are a group of disparate individuals who are all, more or less, linked to each other.  But one of them is not what they seems, or, rather, none of them are really what they seem but one is not what they are.  Confusing yes?  Well that’s why this takes more than 500 pages to explain.  You’ll enjoy it.  We did.  We enjoy most of what comes out of Hamilton’s head.  If you are already a fan then run out and get yours now.  If you are not yet a fan, and you will be, run out and get yours now.
Echoes of Understorey, Thoraiya Dyer, Tor, ISBN 978-0-7653-8595-6, $16.99, 350 pgs.

This is the second Titan’s Forest novel.  We mean to say that it is the second thing set in that place.  Well, we are really just repeating here since what do we know about these echoesthings.  We somehow missed the first one, meaning that we either went totally unaware of it or thought it might not be our cup of tea.  It’s possible we thought it was a Titan’s Quest novel and since we did not really care for that game we passed.  In any ways we did not pass this time.  The whole idea here is that the forest is everything.  There is the ground or the under forest, the mid forest and the upper forest.  There are layers and paths and ways and entire cultures based on being here in this place rather than there in that place.  There are ways to move on trees and between trees and ways to avoid the things that also do that but are bigger and meaner than you.  This is also the story of Imeris, sister of a goddess and one who wishes to be the best fighter in Understory.  She’s not doing all that well with that when she ends up being framed and banished and cast out then recruited to hunt a monster.  Oh yeah, it’s a divine monster to top it all off.  This is a chase and a quest and a redemption and a story of choices and places.  We enjoyed it muchly and will look for further offerings.  We find it hard to place this one in terms of category other than to say that it is well done and should be read by all.  That includes you.

Here you are once again, having spent your time in such a way as to make even Stormy Daniels say “More?  No thanks.”  We do have more but you, and Stormy, will have to wait.  For now we’re off to look for Planet 10 as we think it might be tied to some rogue comets and we’re all for that.  We’ll be back.  Try not to annihilate yourself while we are gone.  Then again, it might be the best time since we won’t be around.  Either way, we’ll be back.  Keep your eyes peeled.  Unless they already have been.

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Phor Tein

July 20, 2018

Greenings Thirders

We know that you believe you are the center of everything and that we often point out how wrong this is. However, this may be true for one upcoming event.  You see, you are on a path that a number of other species has already trod.  And, sad to say, none have survived it.  Now, granted, you have gotten to where you are much quicker than any of those previous species so who knows.  But the odds are against you.  Your willful destruction of the very thing that sustains you is interesting only for the speed at which you are constantly accelerating that destruction.  Species that have taken this path before you, at this point in their evolution, were scrambling to try to reverse what they had done.  A number of them self destructed during this process, taking themselves out through a variety of methods—nuclear destruction, gravity bombs, solar pulse cannons and things you have not even imagined to date.   While we hope you manage to pull out of it (we have a lot of research time invested) we also have our bags packed and the saucer idling.

Bad Man, Dathan Auerback, Blumhouse, ISBN 978-0-385-54292-0, $26.95, 320 pgs.

Ben is in the grocery store with his three year old brother Eric.  Seconds later Eric is gone.  Like vanished.  Disappeared.  This, as you would imagine, is a life changing event for both of them.  Ben looks for Eric, and looks, and looks.  But Eric is not to be found.Bad Man  The event destroys the family and Ben ends up needing to get work and the only place he can find work is in the very grocery story where Eric vanished.  So, this story is about Ben working in a grocery store while continuing to search for Eric amidst the rather strange collection of people who also work in the store.  Unfortunately, this story meanders between the aisles bouncing from weird thing to weird thing but without any real cohesiveness.  We struggled to get to the end and now we are not sure why we did so.

Into the Fire, Elizabeth Moon, Del Rey, ISBN 978-1-101-88734-9, $28.00, 462 pgs.

This is the continuation of the saga begun in Cold Welcome.  Some time has passed after Ky Vatta managed to get her people off the mystery base on the uninhabited continent.  into the fireBut things have not gotten better.  Her people have been split up, institutionalized, and Ky herself is under scrutiny as an illegal alien.  To make matters worse, all the documentation related to the previous episode has gone missing.  When the pieces all start to come together, Ky discovers that the conspiracy against her family is bigger and deeper than imagined and still operating.  She pulls together her friends and comrades and begins planning the best ways to get her people free, keep her family alive, and survive the experience.  We liked this although we are always concerned when everything revolves around a single character and they are capable of not only figuring it out but taking all the actions.  We knew Captain Kirk, and you, sir, are no Captain Kirk.  Still, it is an enjoyable journey from one end to the other.  Do you need to have all the information from the previous telling?  We would say yes to that.  We would also say yes to going out and getting yourself a copy of this one.

Jagannath, Karin Tidbeck, Vintage, ISBN 978-1-101-97397-4, $16.00, 161 pgs.

This is a collection of short stories by a Swedish author so one might be concerned about immigrant status and green cards as well as cultural references that slip right by.  We can speak to the last in a positive way and let you know that it will not be a problem.  There jagganathare thirteen stories in this collection and they are all unusual and interesting.  We would describe them but the problem with short stories is that in describing them you often give them away.  So we will not do that but we will do this.  Now that we have done that we can say that we think you should track this one down if you enjoy the short form of chronicling.  There is something here for everyone and while the Swedish to English transfer is fine, particularly as it is done by the author herself, there is an atmosphere left that lends an extra sense of odd to everything.  Buy it with Krona to take advantage of the favorable exchange rate.

Medusa Uploaded, Emily Devenport, Tor, ISBN 978-1-250-16934-1, $15.99, 320 pgs.

Oooh, a deep space generation ship.  Deep space is actually redundant since you would not build a generation ship to run around your own system.  This one has a rather medusastratified society with disposable workers and an elite class, although even the elites throw each other out the airlock on occasion.  This is the story of Oichi, survivor of the other generation ship (the one that blew up, or was blown up) and the advantage she has thanks to her parents (okay this is one of the weak points but lets ignore it) and a Medusa unit which wraps around her as she is blown out an airlock.  Oichi survives to exact not only revenge but to be force of change on the last remaining ship.  And there’s a lot more going on: rebellion, betrayal, murder, assassination, mysteries to unfold, a place to come from that was most likely imaginary and a place to go which is like right there.  We’ve heard of generation ships and while we have never run across one of these (we understand the inbreeding gets things going downhill pretty quickly which leads to repairs not being made which leads to a generation ship becoming a cemetery ship, but that’s a whole different reality) we understand the concepts.  We enjoyed this one.  We liked it from beginning to end.  And it did end.  We think.  Go out and get copies for yourself and your friends.

Once more you have made bad choices and squandered your time here instead of solving world hunger (which is really not that hard to do, you just don’t want to).  As your most recent precedent says “Putin on the Ritz,” or maybe it was a Hilton.  It’s hard to follow.  We’re off to Mars.  We hear they need women.  We’d like to see what for.  But we’ll be back, and then some.  Watch the skies.


Thurt Ene

June 25, 2018

Greenings Thirders

The cosmos says hello.  Well, not in so many words, but, yes.  You are all bits of the universe and while many would prefer that the universe find some way to just brush you off, like dog hair off a coat, perhaps into a convenient black hole, the fact remains that you belong.  We’ve been out in the Oort cloud, taking selfies, looking at comets, trying to figure out gravitational disturbance ratios and basically just eating popcorn and watching streaming video.   We did bring a pile of bathroom reading, some more useful than others, which we are going to share with you because, frankly, you need all the good advice you can get.  Not that you ever pay attention to any of it, but it makes us feel better for the giving.

Chariots of the Gods, Erich Von Daniken, Berkely, ISBN 978-0-451-49003-2, $24.00, 212 pgs.

We can ‘t do the little double period thing over the a when we are in space.  We just don’t have enough room for all the fonts in the universe.  So, just use your imaginations.  We know it’s hard but do it anyway.  It will be good practice for what is to come.  This is the original ground breaking classic.  We’re not sure what ground it broke and we are not chriotssure it is really a classic, but there it is anyway.  The basic idea is that aliens pushed humans to make all the monuments that they now wonder about, and it is this wonder that is supposed to feed the human search for alien life.  Talk about a circular loop.  There is supposed to be a giant spaceport in South America, an alien astronaut in a pyramid and more alien babies running around than you can shake a taser at.  This is all, according to the author, incontrovertible proof that aliens not only visited but directed and impregnated.  Look, we have had this discussion before.  You are not central to the universe.  You are at the end of a spiral arm in a galaxy that is not really near anything and that is not really visited by anyone.  And no one is all that interested about impregnating you.  Probing, sure, here and there, but that’s different.  Anyway, read this for the humor and the chuckles.  Unless you are a true believer in which case this book holds deep truths that you need to know.  Now!

The Aeronaut’s Windlass, Jim Butcher, Roc, ISBN 978-0-451-46681-5, $9.99, 751 pgs.

Okay, let us harken back to the good old days that never existed as we journey with the aeronaut’s across the spire reaches.  Klaarg loves this stuff.  He tried, three times, to outfit the ship with sails.  Each time they burned up the first time we hit atmosphere at aerospeed.  We’re pretty sure he’s not done trying though.  There’s just something about a ship moving through the ether that tugs at the…well it tugs at something, otherwise we’d be talking about something else entirely.

We enjoyed this and, yes, it’s been around for a while, but we don’t get sent all the new stuff and occasionally have to actually buy our own material and when we do we go cheap.  Anyway, we figure there’s a lot of you out there as well who might be looking for a good piratical, steam punky kind of adventure series and this fits that description to a T or maybe a P.  Besides all that, we like the way Butcher presents his material.  We are pretty sure you will too.  Space pirates, Aargh.

The Omen Machine, Terry Goodkind, Tor, ISBN 978-0-7653-2772-7, $29.99, 525 pgs.

This is a Richard and Kahlan novel (and we promise to return it to them the next time we see them).  Events here take place right after the events chronicled in Confessor.  This means it is part of the Sword of Truth series although not directly linked and you do not omenhave to have read any of the previous or following to understand what is happening here.  The focusing event is prophecy and how much it controls or does not control one’s life.  Prophets seem to be appearing in the land, the people seem to be flocking to them, and, in the palace a machine which spits out prophecy is found and activated by mistake or chance.  Or maybe it was prophetic?

Richard and Kahlan need to figure out what is going on, why this sudden interest and dependence on prophecy and where the machine came from as it looks like the palace was actually built around it.  It’s an interesting set of problems for them to wrestle with.  And there is more going on as well.  We enjoyed this effort and we know, if you are a fan of the series that you will as well.  If you have not read any then this is not a bad place to start if you can not find your way to the beginning.

The Military Science of Star Wars, George Beahm, Tor, ISBN 978-1-250-12474-6, $27.99, 318 pgs.

We worried that this was going to be some geek trying to explain why everything seen in Star Wars represented solid military science when the empire can’t hit the side of a barn militarywith the side of a barn.  Don’t they make their troops go through training?  Don’t those giant ships of theirs have computers?  They have sophisticated robots, don’t they have computers?  Why are they still firing weapons by having some schmuck (is that the right term) grab a trigger handle?  Anyway, that is not what is done here.  Instead the writer starts with current military tactics and training the way it should be done and uses them to critique the Star Wars efforts.  Most of the time the Star Wars efforts come out lacking.  But any 12 year old will tell you this.  We found the analysis quite enlightening and the reading well worth doing.  We enjoyed it all.  If you have any interest in military matters grounded in reality, then this is definitely the book for you.  The more we think about it the more we need to recommend it.

Silly humans, you have once more wasted your time here instead of solving your global warming issues.  In the words of one of your greatest minds “What, me worry?”  You really need to get better minds.  We’re heading to the sun to get rid of some contaminated plasma.  We’re not sure how the soy sauce got in there in the first place but it’s no good to us now.  We’ll return when we come back.


Interqualuuds 1.0001

June 13, 2018

Greenings citizens.  We interrupt the normal transmission to bring you this special broadcast event.

Magi’I of Cyador, L. E. Modesitt, Jr., Tor, ISBN 978-0-8125-7948-2, $8.99

This is the 10th published novel in the series although it is the first novel in the series. Yes, we can explain that.  It seems that Modesitt does not write in a linear fashion and so if you read the novels in the order they were published you are not reading them in the order of the story.  For more details on this you should go here https://www.tor.com/2016/12/13/a-beginners-guide-to-the-characters-settings-and-timelines-of-recluce/ as it explains it in more detail.

This is the story of Lorn, the one who first had the idea about the relationship between chaos and order some time in year 1.  However, Lorn’s story is not a simple one.  Trained as a magus, Lorn is eventually pushed out of the order due to his not having enough ‘passion’ for the work.  Because he is on his way to becoming a powerful mamagii of cyadoirge the system needs to find a way to see to it that he never comes into his power when outside of the contrived hierarchy.  Thus, Lorn is enlisted into the Mirror Lancers as a junior officer and sent out to the wastes to battle the barbarians.  It is not expected that he will survive this.  But Lorn is working his own plans, and prior to leaving the city of his birth he has put things into play that will help him not only survive but thrive in an environment that is used to get rid of problematic young mages. Lorn survives the barbarians only to be sent to patrol the edges of the Accursed Forest, a place where danger grows and the number of mirror lancers lessens as those who die are not fully replaced.  It is expected that Lorn will not survive this posting.  To make sure of it a senior officer will follow Lorn’s efforts and take matters into his own hands if needed.

This book lays the groundwork for all the novels that follow and you’re probably wondering one thing: should I read them in order?  Good question.  If the series were finished with no new books coming then I would say yes, read them in chronological order rather than published order.  But, there are still books coming—a new one out this month in fact—so while you could maybe start from this point and read them in order there is no guarantee that Modesitt will not decide to write the next one somewhere in the middle.  Recluce is a huge tapestry with a lot of places yet to be experienced.  My first experience with Recluce was a decade ago so I’m not reading them in order but as they come out.  It does not matter in terms of story how you do it so it all comes down to personal preference.  Whatever you do, do not decide to wait until they are all out because who knows when that will be and why deny yourself the pleasure.

Finally, as a special event, the first three books in the Saga of Recluce series, are being reissued with new covers.  And not just new covers but covers that, when put together, create a tapestry.  You can see it reproduced below.  These new editions will not be available until October 2018 so you’ve got a bit of a wait.

Recluce Series Artwork Banner

Magi”I of Cyador is a great place to jump into the Saga of Recluce series, particularly as it’s the first book in terms of the story.  Now is the perfect time to jump in or to re-engage if it’s been a while. You won’t regret doing so.

 


Tuh Welve

April 8, 2018

Greenings Thirders

The universe is big.  Your species, which believes it knows big, does not know the universe.  Because of this you think two disparate things at the same time.  The first is that the universe is empty because no one has come to crown humans as the kings of the universe.  Ergo, since this has not happened the universe must be empty.  The second is that humans are so important and so interesting that aliens are visiting here all the time.  You can’t have it both ways you know.  And, honestly, you are not that interesting.  We should know.  And you are not the kings of the cosmos, regardless of what you believe.  Ticks of the cosmos perhaps.  But that is another research paper altogether.

The Long Sunset, Jack McDevitt, Saga Press, 978-1-5344-1207-1, $27.99, 451 pgs.

Okay, perhaps there is one of you who understands the place of humans in the universe.  The Long Sunset deals with a vast universe that is just not that filled with sentient species.  Time has a lot to do with this. Intelligent species are not like turtles on the beach, all popping through the sand at the same time.  It comes, it goes, it rarely lasts.  Sometimes it goes in a nuclear flash, other times with the whimper of ecological long sunsetmisappropriation.  Perhaps this is what drives the crew of the Eiferman when they find not one but two races as they are out investigating the origin of a video signal.  One of these races is in the path of a black hole and the other, while they have the technology to assist in resettlement once a planet is reached does not have the means of transport.  This leaves that task to the humans who must return to Earth and convince an increasingly xenophobic political system that reaching out is the thing to do.  And not just reaching out but committing massive amounts of resources to build enough ships to make the movement of another planetary population possible.  This is a bit of a dark vision.  Fitting for the times for sure but something you should be aware of.  Of course there are many ins and outs to the above, but that is for your discovery and not our telling.  Take our word for it humans, you will enjoy this one.

Dayfall, Michael David Ares, Tor, ISBN 978-1-250-06480-6, $24.99, 288 pgs.

This is one of your post apocalyptical depressing future visions. In this case you have so dayfallmanaged to mess up your world that you have covered the planet in dense clouds.  This has created year long periods of darkness for many parts of your world.  New York City is one of those places.  But an opening in the clouds is projected and the light is coming.  Of course, being human you create a crazed doomsday cult about the coming of the light, or, Dayfall.  But this is all just a back drop for this noir thriller which focuses on a fallen detective suddenly given another chance in a new city to make good as he works his way through the mystery put in his hands.  Of course he is expected to fail which is how he got the job in the first place.  And, in the darkness, much is not as it seems.  We will say no more as the joy is often in the discovery and not in the being told.  We liked it.  Klaarg especially enjoyed it but he likes dark things so long as they are not robotic.

Good Guys, Steven Brust, Tor, ISBN 978-0-7653-9637-2, $25.99, 320 pgs.

We liked this one although we kind of hated the basic premise which devolved from the title.  This is about a group of mutants, or humans with special powers, who have beengood guys scooped up by a secret agency and then trained to use their powers more fully but in the service of said agency.  Thus the good guys theme.  Are they the good guys, doing work for this agency?  Or not.  This all comes to a head as they are assigned a case of finding out who is magically killing, in various and imaginative ways, bad guys.  So, if they are the good guys but they are hunting down someone who is killing bad buys does this remain true?  Eh, you humans like things in black and white, unless you are white and they are black in which case you are just confused.  Forgoing our dislike of the underlying existential discussion, we really enjoyed this one.  It is well documented and enjoyable.  Will you enjoy it?  Do you enjoy good things?  Need we say more?  Just remember, if you do not like it we are not bad for the recommendation. You make your own choices.  Get it anyway.

Leviathan’s Wake, James Corey, Orbit, ISBN 978-0-316-12908-4, $17.00, 582 pgs.

Klaarg picked this for our weekly reading group.  He liked that it was big in scope, fully and accurately captured human behavior, and had no robots.  In case you have been living in a cave, and many of you still do, this is not only a written text but a video presentation.  So those of you who do not read, and many of you don’t, can take our advice and just watch instead.  This is, essentially, you playing in your backyard.  We say playing but what we mean is being self destructive.  No one trusts anyone, Mars is at war with thleviathane Belt, which is at war internally, and with Mars, and Earth is at war with Mars and anyone who gets too close to Earth.  To top it off, a few humans have gotten their hands on an alien protomolecule. Now, the first thing we learned in space school was to leave the protomolecules alone.  They do bad things.  Pretty consistently they do bad things.  Of course this means that humans immediately grabbed on and started experimenting with it even though they had no idea of the consequences.  Yes, indeed, it sounds exactly like something you would do.  Almost all the other sentient species would give the bad little thing a boost into their sun.  But not you.  You immediately infect yourselves with it.  Into the middle of all of this is a small group of people who find themselves almost always in the middle of the things that happen.  It is through them that we learn much of what is going on. This is the first offering in a large group of offerings and, like we first stated, you can just watch the moving pictures if you want.  We liked it.  We liked it a lot.  We are planning on continuing.  And, yes, we know we are a bit late to the scene but it is impossible for us to stay current with everything you do.

Well, once again you have unwisely spent your time here instead of figuring out how to survive the coming ice age.  Or, as one of your human philosophers recently said “He did what?  Again?”  Seasons change and so does the oil in the plasma coupling.  We’re off to Mercury to take care of that.  We’ll be back.  The donuts are ours.  Leave them alone.


El, Even

March 21, 2018

Greenings Thirders

We just had our 15th article, based on our research here, published: “Aluminium salts and the transmigration of the human diaspora during the acid rain years.”  So far it’s a big hit in interstellar research circles.  Probably because of all the funny pictures of your species we included.  A lot of them were clowns.  You, so far, are the only species that has produced such a thing.  And not only produced it but made it such a cornerstone of your cultures.  There is the motley fool, the birthday visitor, the evil clown, the circus invader, the sad one that has to sweep up after the elephants, and a host of others.  You have even gone so far as to elect one to high office.  That might be the subject of our next paper: “Making Andromeda Great Again; orange hair and the clowning down of a species.”  Stay tuned.

Children of the Fleet, Orson Scott Card, Tor, 978-0-7653-7704-3, $25.99, 304 pgs.

This takes place in the universe of Ender’s Game.  We’re not that familiar with that universe, but then, we’ve been stuck here with you on the backwards end of a spiral arm so may not be up on all of our universes.  The war is long over and Ender long childrengone but Fleet School still remains and Dabeet Ochoa finds himself there.  Not so much because it is where he wants to be but because he has been maneuvered and manipulated.  Just like old times.  Dabeet is not well accepted and struggles to understand all that is happening.  But when Fleet School is invaded he manages to be the one the others depend on to plan resistance. We liked it. You will like it too assuming you enjoy little kids who are way smarter than you rather than seeing them as pestilence that should be eradicated.  If you liked the series you will enjoy this.  If you liked the beginning of the first series but then thought it wandered, well this one kind of wanders back.  Go get a copy for yourself.

Valiant Dust, Richard Baker, Tor, ISBN 978-0-7653-9072-1, $25.99, 349 pgs.

This is Breaker of Empires book 1.  So.  This is a kind of personal diary, a travelogue of one Sikander Singh North who is from a colonial planet but serving as a gunnery officer valianton the Hector, a CSS ship (the civilized folk).  This means that Sikander has both a lot to learn and a lot to prove.  And we get to follow along as both of those things happen.  Lucky for us the Hector ends up right in the middle of things so we get to actually watch stuff happen and not just laundry or night watches on the empty bridge.  We don’t know why folks don’t just automate more of the functions on their ships as AIs and expert systems are much more efficient than non-electronic beings.  Maybe it’s just control issues although you would be surprised at what is happening behind the scenes in your toaster.  Anyway this was interesting and since it is book 1 we imagine there will be more.  If you enjoy space navy stuff then you will most likely enjoy this.

A Plague of Giants, Kevin Hearne, Del Rey ISBN 978-0-345-54860-3, $28.99, 620 pgs.

We were not sure about this one at first.  It is the story of an invasion.  By Giants.  But you may have figured that out already.  This is told mostly through a third party, a bard who has the ability to actually become the person telling the story.  Of course the bardplague can only tell the story of that person in terms of what the bard knows so that while it may appear to be the person telling the tale it is told through the bard which creates a kind of odd structure to what you know, what you think you know, what you are told you know and what you are told.  We’re fine with this as it was done very well and we can often hold multiple viewpoints at the same time, something you Earthers seem incapable of.  We liked being able to see things from differing perspectives and if they did not all line up well things are always recorded with bias anyway.  Overall we liked it.  However, as also seems to be your wont, this is book one which means there should be a book two and we’ve shared, already, our philosophy about books two.  Go out and get a copy of this.  You will enjoy it.  Maybe not so much if you really like giants but you probably already figured that out.

Tomorrow’s Kin, Nancy Kress, Tor, ISBN 978-0-7653-9030-1, $20.99, 367 pgs.

We like Nancy and the things she reports.   Given this we scurried out to get us a copy of this new segment.  This is the first of a trilogy by the way.  We see a theme in the making.  tomorrowIt’s about aliens who come to visit you humans in New York.  Strangely they appear human like.  Okay, we thought, here is the funny hook.  We are about to learn that humans are not really special but just a mistake made by a visiting species millennia ago.  But no, we were the ones surprised as your human centric view of everything once more complicated the issues.  Turns out that the aliens are actually spawn of humans.  Go figure.  Humans have populated the universe after all.  Gosh, we don’t think so.  You are just an insignificant dot on a sub par planet at the end of a spiral arm of a galaxy that is nothing special.   But we know you think differently.  Sheesh.  Get this to find out for yourself how special you really are.  We still liked it but we gritted our cups frequently.  It’s enough to make you want to slip back into the pool and give yourself to the forthcoming generation.

Well, you have done it again.  Wasted your time here instead of resolving the final unified field equations, or, as one of your human leaders most recently said “Didn’t see that coming.”  The planet turns and things cycle.  We are off again.  But we will return.  There is a huge probing event coming up that we are supposed to moderate.  Keep the lights on.  Makes you easier to find.


Tenn

February 23, 2018

Greenings Thirders

We were returning from the Oort cloud and as we drifted past the orbit of Mars, Klaarg called us to come look at the car in our way.  Now, Klaarg sometimes spends way too much time at the back end of the ram scoop so we are used to his seeing the odd thing here or there.  But, true enough, when we got to the viewing area, there was a car, with a spaceman driving.  While it is true that in space no one can hear you spin the wheels (this is because of the lack of friction), it is also true that space will have a bigger negative impact on your wheels than road salt.  Just like no one wants to buy a sports car that has been driven in a snowy climate, no one will want to buy a car that was driven in space.  Ah well, at least there is plenty of parking up here.  We ended up giving the thing a wide berth because who knows how this spaceman got his car into space in the first place and we just had the ship detailed.

Thunderbird, Jack McDevitt, Ace,  ISBN 978-0-425-27919-9 $26.95, 369 pgs.

We liked this one.  It’s about native peoples.  You know, the ones you try to kill off first thing when you get to a new place.  When we say you, we mean you, not the global you, but the Earthling you.  Any case, these native peoples have discovered an artifact thThunderbirdat allows travel between places.  They are unclear where, exactly, these places are, other than that one is in space, one is on a different planet and one seems to be just outside a city and there are a lot more.  All of them are, evidently, inhabited.  This creates a number of problems, not the least of which is a demand for the artifact to be used to cull resources from these places (apparently regardless of the beings who may already be there), but that’s just you all over again.  There are, of course, any number of issues that could come up in a situation like this and many of them are brought to the fore, both the positive and the negative.  And, sometimes it is hard to tell the difference for what is positive now may be negative tomorrow.  The resolution is a somewhat unique one.  Like we said at the beginning, we liked this.  You will no doubt like it as well.

Kill All Angels, Robert Brockway, Tor, ISBN 978-0-7653-7970-2, $29.99, 315 pgs.

This is the third entry in the Vicious Circuit series.  We think it is the weakest of the three which we find a bit disturbing.  It is almost like Brockway ran out of good stuff and just Kill all angelsneeded to stumble to the end.  Then we remembered that he also wrote for Cracked which is not really known for its lengthy pieces.  We actually were a bit of a ways in before we even realized what series this one was connected to.  This is too bad because we enjoyed the first two.  We did.  You can go look.  Go ahead.  We’ll wait. We’ve got things to do anyway.  Okay now that you are back, and what, did you stop for pizza or something?  We do that some times and it always causes friction because Klaarg likes strange things on his pie.  In any case, the characters are all together again unless you consider their destructive self behavior to be not so much together.  One is a drunk, another is probably crazy, a third is an Empty One, and the rest are hanging on by their fingernails.  The other thing missing from this volume is humor.  It’s supposed to be funny but it’s really not so much.  We got through to the end.  You might be able to as well.

Waking Gods, Sylvain Neuvel, Del Rey ISBN 978-1-101-88674-8, $16.00, 336 pgs.

We talkwaking godsed about this one a few cycles ago but for those of you too cheap to buy a longer lasting version, it is now out in a more self destructible form.  We liked this one a lot.  Klaarg hated it.  But then it has giant robots and if there is one kind of robots that Klaarg hates most, it is giant ones.  Sure he really hates Roombas but for entirely different reasons.  If you have not gone out and found this yet now is the best of times.

Sci-Fi, A Movie Top Score Game, Lawrence King Publishing ISBN 978-1-78627-123-5, $9.99

With illustrations by Giordano Poloni, text by Aidan Onn and design by Elsa Benoldi, this scificard game is simple to play and can provide some amusement (and maybe a little argument) for those who consider themselves movie buffs.  Each card has a film on it with six items: Budget, Tech Spec, Cult Status, Future Foresight, etc.  Each item has a score.  The starting player selects an item, once cards are dealt out, and the player with the highest score for that item wins all the cards played that round.  That player then repeats and the game goes on until a single player has all the cards.  Or until Klaarg catches sight of the Forbidden Planet card with an illustration of Robby and destroys the deck.  It was fun until then.  Check it out if you will but don’t invite Klaarg over for a game.

 Fire and Fury, Michael Wolff, Henry Holt, ISBN 978-1-250-15806-2, $30.00, 321 pgs.

This is one of your alternate histories.  In it, a celebrity simpleton managesfire and fury to be elected president of one of your countries and hilarity ensues.  Kind of, sort of.  Frankly we found it very far fetched.  But, if you can imagine elephants building spaceships who are we to talk about fetched.  This is full of just eye opening wonder and we had moments when even our credulity refused to go along but we continued on anyway, right until the end. Which, we should note, does not happen here as this is not a complete story.  Surely there will be a sequel or perhaps two.  We would suggest Insane Clown Posse for the title of the next one but we understand that is already taken.  And by the way, why did they put a Klingon on the cover?

Here we are and you have, yet again, squandered your time.  Think, you could have been cooking something wonderful or baking bread.  Instead here you are.  Ah well, everything cycles and you will too.  Eventually.  Keep the door unlocked for us.  Let’s face it, if you are selected for a probing the last thing you want to do is return home to a broken door.